New Year's eve Greetings, Wishes,  Funny Messages 

New Year's eve Greetings, Wishes,  Funny Messages : a little humor about New Year wishes can make everything better. Send some funny New Year wishes and brighten the day to people with a sense of humor. Send sarcastic or fun New Year’s messages to your loved ones and make them laugh from the heart. Make them laugh with your jokes and praise you for your wit. Here are some funny New Year wishes that you can post on social media and send to your loved ones to make them laugh. We hope that these funny New Year's quotes will bring joy to this holiday.

New Year's eve Greetings, Wishes,  Funny Messages 

New Year is a time to forget all your fears, drink beer, leave all your tears!

The New Year is like a restart button. You think you can push a button and start over, but then you realize that your life is too upset to start over!

I apologize for all the annoying behavior I did during the year. Give me another chance to do it next New Year!

The new year is not coming to change your life. It reminds you that another year has passed, and you are still the same pointless debut who thinks he can fulfill his obligations!

New Year's eve Greetings, Wishes,  Funny Messages 

I hope you start the New Year as a beginner to your old habits. Happy old life in a New Year's box!

For the new year, I gave up all bad habits, but then I remembered that no one likes to give up.

I hope growth is not included in your resolution this year. We will live like old and we can grow up in a few years. Happy New Year 2022, partners!

There are no obligations for the New Year, because I love my love in the state it is in - I criticize and irritate you and it goes to great heights!

May this year really bring you a change - not just all the old habits in the new package, God! Happy New Year, anyway.

I am very glad that you will ruin another year of your life. Happy and Happy New Year.

I want even the amount of your success to be credited to my account so that the right hands can spend it next year. Happy New Year.

Happy New Year! This year we can finally realize that the real fun in life comes from real people, not virtual ones. Have a nice year!

Let your dreams come true as well as your bills. Happy New Year, darling.

If all the pains and troubles of last year did not strengthen you, let me wish you another year full of agony and tears. I really want you to be stronger. Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year from a charming, handsome, intelligent person who wants you to always laugh.

This is the New Year's wish of a smart member who begs you to donate more of your wealth so that you can spend it in the right hands. Happy New Year!

Although I wish you a Happy New Year, remember that you still have the same old man!

I hope you make a revolution next year, losing £ 20 and taking £ 30 more instead. I wish you a happy New Year!

Happy New Year! What if instead of happiness, joy and peace, the New Year brings money, fame and champagne?

It’s the new year again, and it’s the same old life you live again. What to celebrate there?

Happy New Year! It's already midnight, and you're getting old - go to sleep!

The New Year is like a page in a book that is so boring. You always think the next page will be interesting, but it turns out to be the same every time. Happy New Year!

I am very excited about the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any decision to make because I’m already perfect.

Life is short, and each new year makes it even shorter. Happy New Year! You just said goodbye to another year of your short life!

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The New Year does not prevent the ghosts of your past mistakes from returning to haunt you.  Happy New Year!

Let us celebrate this New Year in honor of the time we have successfully wasted this year.

The funniest part of the new year is the new commitment. I'm pretty sure you have that too. Tell me about your commitment and I will try not to laugh, like last year.

This is a happy new year for you before the network gets stuck. I hope you have a good time. We wish you a successful next year!

God is kind enough to give you a new year, but He is not so kind as to give you new life. Happy New Year 2022!

So that you become smart enough to understand that the obligation is not fulfilled, and smart enough to know that the difference between the new and old year is 1 minute after 12:00.

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So next year learn to use your brain better than ever. All the best.

The funniest New Year's obligation is to break the New Year's obligation. I can't wait to confuse you.

I hope this year will end with your smiling selfie that you will see on Facebook posts. I wish you a bright and happy New Year!

If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents have successfully started the new year.

I will save you from spending a lot of money on a New Year's party - I sent you an invitation to an online party!

Listen, I don't want to end this year with a bad relationship with anyone. So excuse me until you have a chance. Happy New Year.

May your travels and tricks succeed you this year. Be sober and sober.

Happy New Year! I can save you from spending a lot of luck on New Year’s Eve. Leakage. Otherwise you will suffer so much.

Happy New Year! The spoiler warning will be the same.

New Year's eve Greetings, Wishes,  Funny Messages 

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New Year means you’ll get a little older, but not smarter than you are today! Unfortunately!

If I made a mistake, I apologize. Give me still a chance to do it over and over again this New Year. Happy New Year!

While the clock is ticking twelve, so you have endurance and wish all your numerous Facebook friends a happy New Year.

In this New Year, you are calm with your appearance, you are in perfect shape - it is a round shape in geometry!

It is a thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul! Do it on the bed, on the couch, in the car or anywhere! This is called prayer! God bless your evil mind. Happy New Year!

I want your dog to be smart this year to wash his muddy feet before running around the carpets. Happy New Year!

They say that pain and tears help you to be stronger, so I wish you more tears and pain. To be even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!

When you arrange a new page in your life book when the New Year begins, we want you to add important chapters. Happy New Year 2022!

My New Year’s obligation is to eat less to be sexier. But every time I see your fat body, I think I’ve already succeeded with my commitment, so I won’t do it again. Happy New Year!

May this New Year bring you a real change - not a repetition of old habits in a new package.

I promise I won't drink beer anymore, but since it's not evening yet, can I have another bottle? Happy New Year, darling!

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May God bless you with enough motivation to eat less and exercise more often. Say no to obesity this new year! I wish you all the best!

I hope you don’t spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give strength to fight laziness. Happy New Year!

Believe me, this year, as before, I will be your partner in crime.

You may pick up the phone more often this year to pray for this miracle.

Celebrate the New Year with your ugly smile and fear every evil. Have a nice year ahead.

We hope that you will not be bothered by the New Year's obligation this year. God bless you, my friend.

Have a wonderful New Year as you challenge everyone but me. I'm glad for that.

I hope you will finally repay all the debts you owe me because you have made my life miserable. I look forward to it, good wishes.

You have so many things you can get this year, including success, fame and wisdom. Instead, don’t just focus on gaining weight. Happy New Year dear friend!

So you can learn to use your brain next year. It is a real miracle that you have endured all these years without it. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to someone who has taken the phrase "barely surviving" to a whole new level. You survived without motivation. Happy New Year!

From New 2022, I will stop drinking beer, but red wine, Russian vodka and champagne are welcome!

"This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change." - Teilore Swift

"The New Year is now the time to make a regular annual good commitment. - Mark Twain

"A good solution is just checks used by men in a bank where they don't have an account." - Oscar Wilde

Let me become a billionaire this year, because I dreamed you would give me a bungalow! Happy New Year!

It is the New Year’s wish of an intelligent, beautiful and sexy person; I want to see you always happy!

I hope you will be able to continue your commitment to smoking for a long day this New Year!

May the New Year be full of shocking things that have never happened before! Congratulations on another year of life!

This year, I want your neighbor not to ask you to raise your angry daughter on the weekends. Happy New Year!

I hope that this New Year you will not be tempted to stock up on healthy food cookbooks and then meals to reheat frozen food.

We hope you don't want to start new old New Year's habits. I love you in tons.

In this New Year, I wish you to overcome all obstacles and a wonderful new year, my salvation.

Let all your healthy living habits stay in your mind and give perfect results. Happy New Year, darling.

We hope that all your troubles will last as long as you want to fulfill your New Year's obligation. Happy New Year and happy days, dear.

Even if you think you are perfect, make a New Year's commitment and work on it. I love you.

I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful and less boring this year. Enjoy the brand new year!

I hope to be with another woman this year, not with you. I'm tired of being your friend. I think I want to try to be your husband instead.

New Year's eve Greetings, Wishes,  Funny Messages for Girlfriend

Hello, I hope that you will be able to harmonize your background throughout the year. Have a nice year. Tons of love.

I am glad for another year of dedication that you will fulfill halfway, but dear, I would still love you.

Thank you for being my partner in crime, while most days I look impressive and sometimes I look like a beggar. I love you; happy New Year.

New Year's eve Greetings, Wishes,  Funny Messages for Girlfriend

Have a successful year and write me the check amount. It’s hard to pay for this miracle to happen. I love you to the moon.

All I want is for this new evening to bring you a lot of joy, because you look ugly when you cry. Happy New Year!

Let the New Year be like a trip in a bag with Santa's gifts, which is full of everything you've been waiting for since the Black Friday sale.

Don't worry about what you will eat between Christmas and New Year, but more about what you will eat from New Year to Christmas.

I wish you no more success. You already had so much. This year should be mine! Happy new year to me!

Let your New Year show the most diverse reflection in the mirror - that's why you run to the gym every day!

This year, may God motivate you to indulge less in office gossip. Happy New Year!

My grandparents, for example, pledged to donate more time and money to charity. I decided to make my own coffee once a week.

May the New Year make you stop being the black sheep of this family and start being a peaceful pigeon. Happy New Year!

I'm sorry, you're especially sorry! Please forgive my mistakes at the beginning of the new year and prepare for new mistakes in the New Year! Because I can't change myself, happy New Year!

Take care of how you will meet and greet people in this New Year, because there are no spare parts for a broken spirit!

I promise I won't spend my New Year's glue on computers in my pajamas - I plan to change into a computer!

There are more people in America now than they are overweight. So, being overweight is now common - it means that you have fulfilled your New Year's obligation.

Find more time this New Year to help ignored and unsupervised people - and start their charity work at home - with your spouse.

May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly and learn to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. Have good friends who reflect your blind spots.

Let’s spend less time online and more with real people filling your real world this New Year.

The new year has arrived! It’s time for fireworks and treats. However, be careful, be sure, otherwise you will lose one or two fingers. Happy New Year!

Give up fear, addiction, and all other forms of oppression and slavery next year.